Advice That Will Go For Miles with Miles Bonsignore

Advice That Will Go For Miles with Miles Bonsignore started as a segment during the first episode of the TryPod which aired on May 4, 2019.

During this segment, the youngest and least experienced, Miles Bonsignore, gets some time to share some advice. This segment gained an amazing following to the point where fans of this segment call themselves "Miles Nation".

He starts off almost every segment with "What's up Miles Nation! How's everybody doin tonight? Have you ever..."

Theme Song: https://twitter.com/milesbon/status/1222933702465867776?lang=en

Theme Song Lyrics:

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It's Advice That'll Go For Miles

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It's Advice That'll Go For Miles

Advice That'll Go For Miles

Theme Song Remixes:


 * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk-6h2YTdC8
 * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtKhiLSp5Pc

List of Advice by Episode:

 * Ep. 1: Have you ever wanted to be a clean little baby boy? Have you ever wanted your skin to shine? Use a loofah.
 * Ep. 2: Do you want the ripped summer body and calves of Chris Evans? Do you want to be toned and buff like Chris Pine? Unlock your potential and get a sexy little laptop stand.
 * Ep. 3: Do you want to be fast like Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you want to be efficient like a CEO of a tech company? Eat overnight oats. (Advice by Keith)
 * Ep. 4: Do you want to be rich as fuck? People with money are better than you. Save the money from things you don’t buy.
 * Ep. 5: Do you want to lose your memories and be a total idiot? Do you want to live in the past and suck without any of the things that make you great? Back up your freaking data.
 * Ep. 6: Do you feel like your life is slipping by? Do you want your days to last forever? Do activities after work.
 * Ep. 7: Have you ever wanted to be bone clean?HAve you ever wanted to MAXIMIZE your productivity, Eugene? Get…a…bidet.
 * Ep. 8: Do you wanna be a strong little man? Do you want the ass of a better woman? Get supportive shoes.
 * Ep. 9: Do you want to be a chill laid-back guy or gal? Do you want to have the relaxation of Buddha or Socrates? Buy the more convenient flight.
 * Ep. 10: Do you want to benchpress like a champ and be dope at sex? Do you want to be as chill as Tom Hardy, as relaxed as Tom Hanks, amd as sexy as Tom Holland? Get your sexy little ass into a sauna.
 * Ep. 11: Do you want to be a tiny little ballerina? Freeze your grapes.
 * Ep. 12: Do you want to be the kindest little sweet guy in your whole house? Do you want to be as sweaty as Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson? As clean as Jason “The Rock” Statham and as kind as Meryl “The Rock” Streep? Take a bubble bath with Epson salts and stop up the stopper really big.
 * Ep. 13: Have you ever wanted to drown in the comfort of your own home? Have you ever wanted to be as fertile as a calf… in heat? You’re gonna want to neti pot… bitch.
 * Ep. 14: Do you want to meditate so hard you crush in the bedroom? Do you want to have vision so crystal clear you can see where your enemies are hiding? Get blue light glasses.
 * Ep. 15: Do you want to have a big ol’ Tarzan dick? Do you want to smell as sweet as a daisy? Get plants and put them in your rooms.
 * Ep. 16: Have you ever wanted to be shot in the face… by flavor? Do you have the palate of a refined gentleman or lady? Do a double dinner.
 * Ep. 17: Do you wanna have a panic attack at 9am on a Thursday? Do you want to be zen enough to meditate through the winter? Don’t drink cold brew.
 * Ep. 18: Do you want to be a genius with a smartness that gonna annihilate you enemies? Do you wanna be as slick as a squirrel, as fast as a fish, and as strong as a bear with cubs? Make fancy meals at home.
 * Ep. 19: Do you wanna live as long as a rock? Do you want the spunk of a Pikachu or Raichu and the sexual everlasting stamina of Stanley Tucci? Get an external battery.
 * Ep. 20: Have you ever wanted to be crushed into your own bed? Have you ever wanted to be so tired that you never wake up? Gravity is your greatest weapon. Use it to defeat your illness and buy a gravity blanket.
 * Ep. 21: Have you ever wanted to hibernate like a big-ass bear? Do you want your stomach to be filled with lava? Sleeping is good for your brain. That’s the truth, bitch! So my advice to you is have some tea before bed.
 * Ep. 22: Do you like to sneak a sexy little peek? Do you like to feel fur on the back of your neck? Go to the San Diego Zoo and donate money to a Nature Conservancy.
 * Ep. 23: Have y’all ever wanted a spicy, tart little reat? Have you ever loved a little red balloon of sauce? Buy a juicy ripe tomato.
 * Ep. 24: Do you ever want your identity to be wiped off the face of your license? Do you want your cash to be given to a teenager named Milo in Cincinnati? The dark web is a mysterious place. Go… on 4Chan. Your identity and your cash and your Social Security number and your bank numbers are all about to be gotten by Milo from Cinncinati. He;s gonna call you and say “I’m from your bank” and you’re gonna say okie dokie, here’s my code. Take my shit, you fucking asshole” My advice to you is to get a password momager and get a VPN.
 * Ep.25: Do y’all wanna light your house on fire and breathe it into your little sinus? Smell the smells of baked beans and enjoy the flame of heat so hot it’ll burn your little tush. Get…candles. Get candles. Go to Target and get candles.
 * Ep. 26: Do y’all wanna have a stinky fun smell waft through your nostril? Do y’all wanna go to the store and get something real nice? If you’re having friends over to your house – Ned, Eugene, Zachary– you’re gonna wanna go ahead and prime that oven and you’re gonna want to go ahead and get ham. Ham! Get a ham and put it in your oven.
 * Ep. 27: Do you wanna lay an egg out of your ass? Do you want to burn your hand really freaking bad? Do you wanna have a stinky morning? Buy a single-use egg steamer.